Today, I was at Walmart and I asked a guy working there where the scrapbooking stuff was. He led me to the aisle where it was and then said, "By the way, I don't work here." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML
Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML
Today, I went up and spoke to someone at my local grocery store because I thought he was my neighbor. We chatted for nearly two minutes before he politely said, "I'm sorry, I have absolutely no idea who you are." I still had to finish shopping in the same aisle. FML
Today, while at work, I asked an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarified that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, a customer came up to me and asked if I knew where the make-up aisle was. I pointed him in the right direction but he just gasped and said, "Oh so you DO know where it is!" and walked away, roaring with laughter. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML
Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML
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nickbw 0
why is this a "FML", the guy was just being nice...
sweetdreams20 0
That's a FML 4 u. I hate to see u when something actually goes wrong
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Comments (127)
mfelax9556 8
thats y u generally look for a wal-mart tag on the shirt dude. so u dont embarrass urself asking a normal person where something is.
jleep 0
ngu
ctlnaaia71 8
you're the biggest idiot ever!
Ahook1 0
I fail to see how this is an FML at all, people die of cancer and shit every day and your life sucks because you were led around wal-mart by some guy who didn't work there....
iknowimawesome 13
how the hell is this an fml??
karinabeby 0
and? that happens to almost everyone.
cuddlekitty66 0
So what! If he was dressed like one, it's not all that big of a deal! You say 'Oh I'm sorry. thank you for showing me the way anyway.' God what is wrong with people these days.
Terpaxsten 0
Thats a big 10-4 Dr.Creepy.
Terpaxsten 0
I swear to God OP......Don't be surprised if you go home and find that your computer has been shot. If it's your phone that you are using, don't put it too close to your person. You don't deserve to be on FML.com with this shit.
Terpaxsten 0
Nuke inbound to OP's house.