Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML
Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Today, I was in Walmart on a motorized cart and got stuck on a clothing rack next to a super hot guy. Panicking, I said "I just had surgery, I'm a new driver." After failing to get myself unstuck he had to pull the clothes rack and I apart. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML
Today, I have MS, and while I was in a grocery store a couple followed me through the store, making fun of my disability and the way I walked. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
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NoMore_CoolNames 14
This happens a lot where I live. I really can't believe nobody sees them walk in.
Alihb 16
This reminds me of that one episode of Suite Life with the con man with the broken back that wasnt broken.
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Comments (104)
rfid_fml 13
I'm sorry to hear that, OP. However, one should expect this at any Walmart.
jjander69 11
**** him. I hate people who abuse the system, who agrees with me.
smilingxbleeding 9
I don't think you should be so hateful. Yes, it's rude that he did this but anger solves nothing.
GrinchFu1 27
In all fairness you were in Walmart. What else do you expect? That place is like a magnet for the genetically challenged.
alexwow1 13
Every freaking teenager lies now a day. It really sucks
Pwn17 25
What makes you think he was a teenager? It didn't specify.
Queensland 27
You're lying right now 15.
mangoboy1 19
The only time mobility scooters are acceptable are if you're old, disabled or yesterday was leg day.
azwethinkweiz87 11
I'd love to visit a Walmart someday, a lot of FMLs seem to originate from there. It sounds like a surreal place ;)
TaniasaysFMLL 15
This is why you don't go to Walmart.
thatgirlkat 9
It's a miracle!
narph 3
What did you expect? You went to Walmart
jessBeAqueen 13
karma is usually a bitch to those who cry wolf....he cried disability. why not help karma out a little by running him over with the scooter?
Smoxxii 17
Make sure he becomes paralyzed from the waist down, too.