Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML
Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Today, I was in Walmart on a motorized cart and got stuck on a clothing rack next to a super hot guy. Panicking, I said "I just had surgery, I'm a new driver." After failing to get myself unstuck he had to pull the clothes rack and I apart. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML
Today, I have MS, and while I was in a grocery store a couple followed me through the store, making fun of my disability and the way I walked. FML
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
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NoMore_CoolNames 14
This happens a lot where I live. I really can't believe nobody sees them walk in.
Alihb 16
This reminds me of that one episode of Suite Life with the con man with the broken back that wasnt broken.
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Comments (104)
sinekt 9
Aaaaaand.... 'murica.
Joshido 17
#55 your pic is awesome.
shellykjelly 26
Save money love better. Only at Walmart
frip_fml 9
He did that to me and he'd be needing his tip assist.
kaduzy 12
As ever, YDI for shopping at Wal-Mart. That corporation is evil.
deigo10 17
People today. Sorry to hear that OP. Get his ass kicked from that place!
Jenn2021 8
Watch your mouth? You were nicer than I would've been.
angel55033 12
raising the bar... haha.
fooltemptress 36
Speaking as someone who has to use a wheelchair from time to time because of an autoimmune disease I have, people do seriously need to pay attention to people in wheelchairs and mobility scooters. The amount of times I've nearly run into people not paying attention to me is astounding. I've also had people see where I'm going, look straight at me, and step right in my way causing me to nearly hit them, numerous times. You have more maneuverability than they do. It is infinitely easier for you to move around them than for them to move around you. That said, he was out of line for cursing at you and threatening you the way he did.
LegendofZelda88 8
I hate fucktards who do this, unless he had some medical reason for being on that scooter, I hope he gets a good dish of karma!
Krystal3408 32
He said he was paralyzed himself, that's the reason he was on that thing