Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML
Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML
Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML
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jizzmode 0
You could've been like, "These are for your monthly gift, but I can be your nightly gift"
ezioaudatore 0
ydi idiot just say its for your sister
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Comments (203)
ReptarOzoneKing 0
number 15 loving the narwhal tat :)
the_Flirt 0
haha wtf
RawrBunneh 0
TAMPWNED!
lololol24 0
107, ahahahaha
the_Flirt 0
tampons scare me
superbadd 0
today I was laid off, I was supposed to fire Uranus, but I guess I was doin' it wrong. Pervy sentence of the day xD srry I was bored -.-
GodinezXC 0
superbadd 0
GodinezXC 0
well this time it's goodbye for sure. it's almost 2am here.
superbadd 0
it's almost 4am here nd goodnight :)
GodinezXC 0
good night
the_Flirt 0
?
superbadd 0
I think u smell like cheetos and hushpuppies... whatcha been eatin'
advent2060 4
well he is earring his cat so I could only imagine what else he mighta shoved in that mouth of his
advent2060 4
bloody hell damn auto correct *eating NOT earring =[
superbadd 0
lmao poor cat and ikr
11colio11 4
*facepalm*