Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML
Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML
Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML
Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
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Top comments
Rodin_fml 0
Ask her to be your trainer
Bibico_fml 0
We have a woman in our gym who used to compete in the Ms. Olympia. She's hot as hell, has great legs, and can still lift more than half the dudes in the gym. Take the girl's advice, OP, and show her how hard you're working out. Maybe something good will happen some day.
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Comments (44)
that_one_guy 0
Well, caswell, you're obviously a bitch and a disgrace to men across the globe. @#23 THANK YOU!
musicalmandi16 0
ok, why would the girl be looking at him anyway if he seemed like a weakling? he was probably on the treadmill.
ajscott 0
Just think of it as a goal. Start working out more.
youhavenoidea 0
bet she's dummmmmbb hotttt that blowss for you bro
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
Shoulda pumped more iron bro.
bubs_AKA_vermin 0
luckily for you, you're not as weak and pathetic as I am.
serenitylater 0
Not only are you physically weak, but your game is weak. Asking a girl for her number right off the bat...that's run-of-the-mill sh1t. Women like mysterious men who act like they don't need them. When you noticed that she was eyeballing you, you should've chuckled and said, "You wish." That would exude confidence to make up for your pathetic muscles.
cra_z_turtle 0
I agree w/ 12 wait. lift her weight or lift the one she could??? and how can anyone by 80 pounds?!
17Master 0
Well, you originally went to the rec center to get buff, not pick up girls, right? So get back to getting buff! Geez. If anything, this is a good thing, because now you have more motivation to do what you were going to do in the first place.
Pixxee 0
Hahahahahahahaha : ) That comment made me laugh