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Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued throughout the movie, ruining it. I turned and whispered to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder and yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML

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actually all you haters out there, i didn't have enough room to put my response! i actually turned to her and told her to **** off and to take her annoying fat ass out of the theater because she was blocking the view for everyone and no one could hear the movie over her irritating voice that makes people want to dropkick babies! that shut her up for the rest of the movie.

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irishdancer 0

Oh. Sorry bout your luck dude. I hate those people...

Should have said "Well how rude. I was just about to give out our mystery prize of $100,000 to a random guest in tonight's theatre, guess it won't be you"

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lovelykendra5 0

That happend to me & my friends last night when we saw The Ugly Truth. But we just moved seats & she yelled *****! at us, hahahaha. but yeah, sorry sucks.

I would have moved. Or have security take her away :P

man you are a pussy. i wudve said. you shut the **** up you fat bitch,.

magichateball 0

I'd have kicked her right in the ****** babymaker!

kaykay10xo 0

u could have moved

******' bitch...

Well if noone knew wut a hypocrite was b4... they do now... wow..

I don't understand how this is an FML :/. I mean, I've seen some stupid ones posted.. but seriously. that sucks but.. how did this get passed moderation ? oh and by the way I snuck into a movie today, hahaha.

why the hell did you not bring her to the attention of management sooner? YDI for sitting there like a chump.