Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML
Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, not only did she charge me over a hundred dollars for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, I got banned from my school library after I ran after a guy who stole my bag. FML
Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML
Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML
Today, I was working on a project in my school's library when a group of teenagers came in and began talking and laughing and being loud. When I asked them to please quiet down, the librarian asked me to leave for being too loud. FML
Today, I rushed from work so I could get to the library to return a book that was due. The library closes at 7:00 p.m. I arrived at 6:56, huffing and puffing. The lady saw me, slammed the door in my face, and locked it. I now have to pay a late fee for 4 minutes. FML
Today, I tried to return a library book sneakily to avoid the overdue fine. I slid it on the counter but the scanner screamed, lights flashed, and the librarian announced my humiliatingly overdue name like a game show host. FML
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SixthSinEnvy 39
You were using a Mac in a PC zone weren't you?
enormouselephant 15
That's ridiculous, sorry OP!
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Comments (101)
Voij 16
In some places where I'm from, "Free public wifi" is still free, public and wifi even if you have to ask first before you use it. Maybe that was the case at your library?
Ins0mau 20
What's the point of having to ask though?
karlcolt45 19
the sign that says “free public Wi-Fi" is filed in the irony section
AllThingsBright_ 11
You forgot to read the fine print which states "Will cost an extra $10,000 in tuition fees."
RedPillSucks 33
What was this, a prison library?
toblasc0sauce 5
Good one.
musiciangirl591 16
free, public wifi means it doesn't cost anything and anyone can use it, and i bet everyone who was using the computers was probably on facebook (thats how it is in my library, especially if you need to print something out!) :P
lucianaamelia 21
Have them for false advertising. Libraries provide a service not take not away how silly! Sorry OP
andyyroxx 20
Wi-Fight back? You've lost all hope in life now. Time to go back to the library and take out a book?
ardencred 7
Were you downloading nude pics?
MrSassypants 34
"Also, we only allow pants being down in the restroom stalls."
alwayswinning123 7
Those librarians can be a real pain