Today, I was at my job as a cashier when a man called me his "Grocery Slave." I was almost offended, but then I thought about my salary. I am a Grocery Slave. FML
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Yeah, I live in a town with 4 colleges in it and nearby, so it's very difficult to find a job. I've applied literally EVERYWHERE that I could even remotely be considered for, and this was the only option I had, so I took it, and I'm very grateful for it! Even if people tend to act like idiots towards me
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Welshite 40
I worked in retail for years. Retail employees ARE slaves and subject to the whims of others, unfortunately.
hockeychicl003 6
time for a new job?
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Comments (111)
rattusrattus 19
At least you have a specific role in slavery, as opposed to 'Generic Slave'.
Spectre529 12
The first step is to admit it =)
gc327072 31
That is honestly the worst meme on the Internet.
AlyssaEsposito 6
At least you're making money!
Enslaved 38
I'm a slave for you I can not hold it, I can not control it How funny-- the past two FML's are a G- rated version of S&M.
baybeegirrrl95 5
Well obviously, considering your username. xD
PenguinBitch 44
This reminded me of Britney's song: I'm a slave.....
Werken247 14
It's referred to as BDSM now days. Kind of a mix of all the kinks. And being a slave ain't so bad, my slave is very happy.
pradip 26
Hey Noor, someone's logged into your account and posting stupid comments.
Obey_StudBoii 23
I just woke up and this made me lol. Thanks for the morning laugh.
ehrmagahd 15
I'm glad my PAIN IS YOUR JOY. lolol. Just kidding, you're welcome ;3
1dvs_bstd 41
Sounds like the guy seemed pissed off spending his money!
PenguinBitch 44
You just gave yourself away Pradip. Lol
Charmillionaire 13
Have you seen the actual advice duck?? THAT'S the worst meme on the Internet.