Today, I was at my class's band concert. Before the curtain was raised, I helped haul the piano to a different spot so a girl who would've had to stand behind it could be seen. I said, "There, now your mom can see you play!" She responded with, "My mom's blind." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML
Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML
Today, as a condominium security guard, I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned, "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. FML
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Top comments
hopelessteej 8
well I'm sure you didn't see that coming...
Plumesant 8
It is a nice gesture though. Plus you couldn't know.
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Comments (83)
lionheart822 13
Damn OP I'm so sorry, but in all honesty, what are the odds? Don't be too hard on yourself.
Drunkenness 9
Try and do something nice and you look like an asshole. That's why I just cut out the middleman and act like an asshole all the time.
sweetforever 5
Lol I would have been like "shit that's the last time I will help someone"
mcar 13
She could have said thanks..
Cysioland 8
It's an accident, just say "I'm sorry, I haven't known, AND I MOVED MOTHAFUKIN PIANO!!!"
at0micmin3r 23
You did something nice and that's all that matters. You know Karma? It always comes back to you! :)
xr0517 10
there there
pred6 5
Why would she be standing? Piano is played sitting on a bench.
Bibliovore 26
It didn't say she was playing the piano, just that she'd've had to stand behind wherever it had been on the stage.
PureEvil666 3
Well try not to feel bad about it, there's no way that you could have known
rougeunicorn03 17
Well how were you supposed to know that?