Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, I noticed I was overcharged at a fast food place, so I asked the cashier to correct it. He got an attitude, so I asked for the manager. The next thing I know, some dude shoved me, yelling, "Shut the fuck up Karen." I fell and hit my head. People in line laughed and cheered. FML
Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
I think it was the 4 Big Macs, 3 large fries, 8 apple pies, and 2 ice creams that tipped them off. Oh, and the Diet Coke.
Ashamed_Sister 60
No matter how big OP’s order really was and no matter whether OP is obese or not, the comments by the cashier and his manager were simply unprofessional.
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Comments (237)
r0cks0 6
Time to go up the chain of command. Store owner, then corporate. i hate frivolous lawsuits.
sammyjanette 17
This person works at McDonald's, and they only make $7.75 an hour. Why does their opinion even matter to you? You should feel sorry for them, and even more so, because this person is an asshole as well.
xStaciexLynnx 15
I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure most fast food workers actually make more than minimum wage. I'm just saying.
Feveryoneslife13 11
It depends where. I worked there in high school and was started off at minimum wage. That was in GB, WI. My friend works at one in Milwaukee and started off at $.25 above minimum wage
lockyz 10
Even if your fat that doesn't mean that people should call you that , I think people should care of their own damn business and let others live their own life.
acerima 11
Not sure how else to put it, but you should probably lay off the McD's. I also seriously doubt it was your first time there.
sexyboi1985 27
U wanna b a rich fatty ? Sue the motherf****** !!!!
beanthemouse 13
Even if you were a fat ass, nobody has the right to judge, make fun or bully others over apperances and weight! Unless its a dietitian paid to tell the truth.
fuzz97 23
Sometimes, the truth hurts
beanthemouse 13
I do not feel sorry for fat people. They were the ones who brought it on themselves. But I do not bully them or judge them, I treat them like a regular person. And just beacuse somone ate macdonalds does not always mean they are fat! Macdonalds should be glad of fat people, it means more money for them. You know that girl in Shallow Hal (mental blocked her name). She is married to a guy in Coldplay, I hear she is cutting out wheat products and other vital foods in her childrens diet beacuse she does not want them fat! Cutting out those foods can cause bad heart problems, yet she does not care if they get sick, as long as they are skinny. Hipocryite too for being in a "beauty is on the inside, not the outside" movie huh?
rokemay 10
There are so many things wrong with that comment, that I don't even know where to start
ManInTheMachine 20
I...I don't even ...what? This comment is like a runaway train that collided with a Bio-waste plant and exploded. It's just flaming piles of shit everywhere I look.
DocBastard 40
Beanthemouse - I fed your comment into my Idiot-English Translation Engine, and this is what came out: *whirr* *bzzz* *click* *DING* "I'm a big hypocrite who enjoys making stupid contradictory statements. I also enjoy fabricating medical information to back up my bogus claims. And I can't remember Gwyneth Paltrow's name because I'm a moron." Yup, I think it nailed it.
OlgaCornmuffin 7
@DocBastard: your comment made me smile & made my insides warmer than the grease from a large freshly-cooked French fry order. lol
simsgirlgem 25
You are aware things like Thyroid problems and other things cause weight gain and can't be helped right?
Ameel_fml 19
Shallow Hal was nothing but typical Hollywood dreck in the guise of something "deep". But it's ok, it's really about beauty being on the inside! Now let's laugh at the fat girl's giant panties! And snort at her fat ass breaking a metal chair! And chuckle when Jack Black tells a homely girl that she could be a model! And weep at the burns-victim children even though the movie is blatantly calling them all ugly!
tiarnatargaryen 23
@55, by your logic, is it an anorexic person's fault that the have a medical condition? Because that's what it is, a legitimate medical condition just like obesity. At least that can be cured, unlike your complete and utter ignorance and the large penis that appears to have grown on your forehead.
docscientist 10
Other problems with what you said aside, you can't call someone a hypocrite for behaving differently from a fictitious character they played in a movie.
incidnia 15
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sexyboi1985 27
U wanna b a rich fatty ? Sue them !
Bacontree 14
No matter what size you are or whether or not it's your own fault you're overweight, these people work there to serve you and calling you by any name is rude, and you're very right to report them.