Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
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The_good_times 0
Wow, with an eyesight as good as yours you prolly shouldn't be driving anyway, so I hope he took your license.
TeeHooligan 0
does your car say 'jail'?
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Comments (207)
meneedlove 0
Think again, didnt you actually lose at the end? And come on, how could you not see that lmao
Wildcat2256 0
dick-head lol good job beating him though
Lisa89 3
YDI 'someone gave me a look like they wanted a street race so i felt so ******* bas ass to do it, even though it acually made me look like a dick' 'some one gave me a look like they wanted me to murder them.. so i did.. i'm so hardcore' You're, so badass OP *sarcasm*
Lucidium 0
YDI for not noticing.
imright24 0
I was wrong. The last FML isn't the stupidest thing I've heard in quite awhile. This is. YDI.
emjay09 0
whoever said op spelled sheriff incorrectly should probably take another look, or maybe google the word, and then go make an fml about it. stfu.
ZimandGirMG 0
Did you forget to flip him off? Either way, you deserved it. What idiot street races?! That crap is dangerous and idiotic, you could've ended up dead or seriously injured, getting in trouble with a Sheriff isn't that big of a deal.
MisterTwo 0
This is when you call the heavy hitters to get it fixed...
oxoashleeoxo 6
Faailzz.
dingo353 0
Same thing happened to me except it was a space shuttle that pulled up next to me, I also won.