Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML
Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML
Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML
Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I leaned back in my chair during a meeting to appear (and feel) more relaxed. Instead, the chair tipped over, and I went down like a tree in slow motion. FML
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pzehtoeur 0
A lot of gyms are having discounts this time of year. Just putting it out there.
MandM44 0
It's only FYL if the chairs were in bad condition to begin with. If it was your weight caused it, then you might need to make some lifestyle changes...
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Comments (223)
uguysareidiots 0
fatass.
baby_love 0
she didnt SIT DOWN HARD onto the chair she was already sitting on it and just shifted positions to get comfortable .. read the fml. if she wasnt heavy this wudnt be an fml it would just be something to laugh off but since she is a fatass it's something she's self conscious about and needs to lose weight
xkaokaox 0
how much do you have to weigh to break 2 chairs? >_>; either that or somebody is playing a bad joke on you. that however is doubtful :3
fifafan626 0
ydi for saying conversing
genius_man16 1
YDI for saying "proceeded" and being fat I suppose if you are ok with being fat that's your own deal but I'm guessing not if you made an FML about it
lawlkat 0
Loose some weight tubby :p
hollister7304 0
This whole fat thing makes me sick. It is really hard for some people to lose weight! People should learn to simply listen to their bodies - eat when you're hungry, stop when you're full. Eat balanced and know it is ok to treat yourself to foods you really enjoy. That's it. I know from experience that diets are dangerous and can lead to eating disorders. If this person is overweight he/she should find out why they are eating when they aren't hungry, and see a nutritionist who can help them with better eating patterns. There's a reason why diet has the word DIE in it... ;)
freshtastic 0
Shiiiiiiit weight watchers is something you should definitely google.
Lou_Briccant 0
Ahhh, another FML where people blame the OP for completely outrageous reasons. Good ole' internets, here to save the day from the grasp of Ted Stevens.
rityz 0
loose some weight thn cant u get the bloody hint