Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when my chair flipped out from under me and my soda fell on top of me and got in my ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
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Top comments
glassisass 0
not fml. you got a free soda. quit bitching about it.
ssnepenthe 0
That was awfully nice of you to help him out. Sure the soda exploded but you still get mega karma points!
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Comments (122)
zabeth_fml 0
If you opened that soda after watching it bounce down a load of stairs, YDI. Seriously. But if it just exploded... oops. Sucks to be you.
c6dragster 0
your life = average mylifeisaverage.com
tenniskettle 0
nice of you to help him out, nice of him to give you free soda, but he did trip, should of have expected it to explode. but fyourlife for this? really? theres people who finds out wives /gfs are cheating on here and your say fyourlife for this? o well least your good person
IOwnedYou 0
... How does this affect your life in the tinniest bit? Wow it exploded, that's terriblee..
plexico 4
Wow, that must have been one boring concert! If you'd rather be a volunteer janitor than watch the show, you need to pick better acts next time.
diana491141 0
Well, no good deed goes unpunished.
jonny2x4 0
Exactly!
jomarthegreat 0
agree with #32, but this doesn't affect your life at all. dust yourself off and move on.
rentmefor1day 0
how is this a fml??
Bryan_Z 0
FYL because he was nice and gave you a soda?
screwtaylor 0
I agree with Plexico. But maybe the concert didn't start yet. Anyway, the OP should have youtubed that crap.