Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's been over a week since I started painting a mural on my bedroom wall. Turns out, I'm not as artistic as I thought, because my attempt at a serene landscape now looks more like a psychedelic nightmare. FML
Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, I spent hours hand-painting an awesome design on a gift for a friend. My husband was supposed to assemble it when I finished, but when I stepped back to admire my work, he informed me that the whole thing was sideways. He watched me paint it. FML
Today, I found out that my mom paints, and that I was artistically represented in a painting, as Satan, in a painting made shortly after I told her that I was an atheist. FML
Today, I'm extremely disabled and by all means terrible at drawing, but I tried anyway. Sure enough, my drawings looked like shit, but I still took pride in them. That is, until my brother looked at one of them and said, "Wow! That's awful!" Thanks for pointing that out. FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML
Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML
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Top comments
parism143 28
Don't you just love siblings? :')
zoegirl_455 30
Hang it in your brothers room upside down and get a new painting
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Comments (100)
howdoilogin 9
I need to see it. I need to see this painting.
imshadyxo 25
All I can think of is that American horror story season 2 promo poster of the nun with the bleeding eyes
marcela_darocha 13
im gonna show this to all the happy only children, "see what you're missing out?" heh
asherm 15
I wanna see it
FalconWhitaker 20
On one hand, that's creepy as all heck. But on the other, that painting sounds bad-ass :D
johnpaisley 6
Can u give a URL where we can see
vde_fml 15
Picture pelase :_)
darlingdollie 24
Maybe you had the wrong idea and it actually belongs that way!
thenewgirl29 20
I found a link to the painting she is talking about: http://jonathanturley.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/23-1n019-jesus3-c-300x300.jpg
dat_becky 17
No you didn't :(
Potteria 11
Is that a joke...?
Hiktmae 20
No.
Vickyh46 8
I wanna see this painting now. XD