Today, I walked up sixteen flights of stairs to my room to avoid the lift lines. When I was almost at the top, the fire alarm sounded. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML
Today, we had a fire drill in my dorm, and I live on the 7th floor of my building. They shut the elevators down and I had to walk down 14 flights of steps. I shattered my kneecap last week. They turned the alarm off when I got to the first floor. FML
Today, the workplace evacuation bell sounded. Out of panic after the recent earthquake, I ran down 21 flights of stairs, only to find out it was a false alarm. My legs are on fire, and I can barely walk. FML
Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML
Today, I went for a run in a new pair of shoes that left me with huge blisters. As I finished cleaning them up so they could heal, I limped to my bed to take a nap. I was woken by the fire alarm. My building was having a drill and we couldn't use the elevators. I live on the 9th floor. FML
Today, despite being claustrophobic and avoiding lifts at all costs, I had to use the lift at work to carry boxes of paper to the 3rd floor. It broke down. FML
Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML
Today, as I entered a stairwell, the fire alarm went off, triggering the automatic fire doors to close. The one I was walking through ran over my foot, ripping my toenail, and then smacked me in the face. FML
Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML
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Top comments
alwaysbored13 14
Your fat is going to get burned either way.
ICastillo 25
Good job OP that's the first step to a healthier life style.
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Comments (76)
KendallJ13 6
this would TOTALLY happen to me!!!!
mrperspire 4
And a back down we go!!!
Reaper1984 13
see if you can get to the first floor before the fire department gets there
aliciamarie1 8
At least you got your exercise!!
desertlovebird 11
Well if your not fat then you'll be super skinny. This just cracks me up..
MissMollie_85 12
well, at least you didn't climb 16 staircases, get inside and get in the bath, only to have to drag your drowned-rat, half naked arse back downstairs! :) every cloud I guess.
qirde_15 5
yo mama so fat she burns lots of fats that triggered fire alarm system
RavenJay 7
Hey, at least you didn't get stuck in an elevator during a fire :D
genericfmluser 17
You see Murphy is everywhere he loves you remind you of that.
The_Decider 8
You got some much needed exercise