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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Ok, that is just too much.
rouh_fml 4
Hopefully not plugged in!
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Joshnona 14
That's pretty hot. lolol
sarah_jane 8
I hope it wasn't turned on???
Rammer3500 23
If its stupid but it works its not... Okay yes its still stupid
PissyBitch Daily 13
Oh my god that is disgusting. Make her pay for a new one and don't forget to bring it up whenever possible. Buy her a ***** for Christmas.
jc1015 25
I would’ve quietly plugged it in and walked back out