Today, I used text-to-speech just so that I can hear "I love you" for once. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ASMR
Today, I listened to a recording of a woman saying, "I love you" for about 30 mins straight. That's apparently the only way I can feel loved. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Denial
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
It's the thought that counts…
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Truth
Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML
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watrulokinatfool 0
yeh, thats a pretty serious FYL
jenni6478 0
I promise you...someone loves you very much....most likely a lot more than someONE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comments (119)
vikhelios 6
41 I dislike ppl like u coz u sound raeally depressing
B_Ez88 0
omg... I feel bad for laughing
elowyn4life 0
fyl. the only person that says that to me is my mum. fml so far. sad now. fml
callmelucky 0
I agree with guy_on_the_couch - it all starts with you. Learn to love yourself unconditionally, and mean it. No matter what.
sloop_fml 0
cry me a river. take charge and quit your whining
cinesixteen 0
Nobody has ever said I love you to me (not even my own family). But I don't mind cause I know that I love myself.
itsmeppl 0
you can get it on the iTunes store too
codylilley 0
you didn't leave the voice on "Microsoft Sam" did you?, he's kinda creepy sounding
sweetalicious 1
I love you!! :) now you also read it ^__^
ilikepieandpie 11
I love you