Today, I used text-to-speech just so that I can hear "I love you" for once. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ASMR
Today, I listened to a recording of a woman saying, "I love you" for about 30 mins straight. That's apparently the only way I can feel loved. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Denial
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
It's the thought that counts…
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Truth
Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML
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watrulokinatfool 0
yeh, thats a pretty serious FYL
jenni6478 0
I promise you...someone loves you very much....most likely a lot more than someONE!!!!!!!!!!!
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ohhoho 2
Love you : )
CyclonePsycho 1
Wow. Your life really sucks. Er, *sniffle* I love you.
welithotitwasfny 0
I decided to make an account for myself so that I could send you a comment. This is a beautiful response--all these statements of sadness and support, and love; I wish you had more than a FML comment box to tell us your story. I think you should make a T-shirt that says "I'm the guy who posted about 'I love you'. FML.", and I'll bet you-I'll bet you my paycheck for the next month-that someone will see you and know the post and say to you, "I don't know you, and I don't need to-I LOVE you", and mean it. In the meantime, I am sending you love~
madielyse 0
I love you, wirter of this FML. You amaze me in soo many ways, dear. Betttteerrrrr? :)
sgaske 3
another one of those attention seeking idiots making shit up on fml. cool. I know when I'm depressed and lonely, my first instinct is to post it on fml. good call, lonelyman, good call.
FeelingG00d 0
aaawwww :( that sucks! :'(
whoismgmt 0
awwwwww thats really sad, call your mum and tell her you love her before you put the phone down and she'll say it back! If this makes it better though, I love you! :D x
12inchD 0
suicide- it's the shitz
wild_angel 0
If it's so awesome what the heck are you still doing walking around?
Crickets 0
Should at least take the phone out to dinner before you make her say things like that!!
deliciouslythat 0
i love youuu! (;