Today, I used text-to-speech just so that I can hear "I love you" for once. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ASMR
Today, I listened to a recording of a woman saying, "I love you" for about 30 mins straight. That's apparently the only way I can feel loved. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Denial
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
It's the thought that counts…
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Truth
Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML
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watrulokinatfool 0
yeh, thats a pretty serious FYL
jenni6478 0
I promise you...someone loves you very much....most likely a lot more than someONE!!!!!!!!!!!
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epd_1911 0
sorry but that is like --- woahhhhh depressing! i mean christ i dnt even know u but i love you if it means that much! wow - im just in shock like woahhhhh
Kasper969 0
I know just how you feel... :(
vanessatar 0
dont worry about it. i did the same
popatia 0
@ 41 I hate the fact that people like you assume things about other peoples lives and don't see that maybe just maybe the person who owns the computer wanted a more reliable laptop and maybe just maybe their MacBook was gift! So STFU and stop sticking your nose where it doesn't belong!
noonelistens 0
i added a comment before, but i have more to say. this FML moved me so much i almost started crying. for about a year i just come on this website to read the stories, but today i finally made myself an account just to tell you that i love you. i dont care if this is the only FML i ever comment or read again, i know i chose the right one to comment. someday i might meet you, and when i do, ill love you forever. -
pinkphonepinkpho 16
wow . that was really weird 79
noonelistens 0
coming from the person whose screenname is pinkphonepinkphone.
wild_angel 0
holy crap... if that's sarcasm AWESOME use of the toy! If not... you need some serious help... There's no such thing as love anyways!
noonelistens 0
it was sarcasm
noonelistens 0
there was a guy who said to attempt suicide. dont. its a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
pinkphonepinkpho 16
for the 2781 people that pressed 'you deserved it' . i think you should all get some feelings . although , on the other hand , this guy could be like a serial rapist . =/
DrewsFML 8
Thanks for the tip, OP. I've been recording myself saying 'I love you' onto my computer then speeding up the audio so it sounds like a woman's voice... much more work.
omghehehe 0
Ohh :'( (hugs). Yes, I love you too. Take care of yourself.
Divine_Kala 0
I am so sorry that your life is so sad. *Hugs* Please buck up, you will find someone. It may just be that the person you're looking for is looking for you as well and just doesn't know it.