Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML
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Today, I had to come to terms with the truth that I'm absolutely terrible at parallel parking. After three failed attempts, I finally gave up and parked in a spot labeled "No Parking" just to make it stop. Of course, a car pulled in right behind me and blocked me in. FML
Today, in a rush to squeeze out of a particularly tight parking spot, I made a hurried 12-point turn. Just to make sure I had enough room behind, I hopped out of my car. It was still in reverse. I managed to wreck my own car without even sitting in it. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I tried to parallel park in front of a crowd. After several failed attempts, someone shouted from a window above, "Nice 23-point turn, dumbass!" I was practicing on an empty street. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML
Today, I thought I'd finally mastered the art of parallel parking. Feeling proud of myself, I got out of the car to admire my handiwork, only to realise I'd parked halfway onto the sidewalk and completely blocked the entrance to a cafe. I had to sheepishly move my car while enduring the glares of annoyed pedestrians. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I had to drive through a parking lot that they fucked up so bad that you have to put your car in reverse to go around it. I have to go there 6 times a week. FML
Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML
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vashthestampede 0
Did you leave a note on the car you hit saying your sorry?* *remember that one FML?
jerico616 14
A 12 point turn and you still couldn't get out???? Time to turn in your license!! You're the reason insurance rates are so high!!!
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Comments (70)
ms31_fml 3
Women don't know how to drive, it is known.
Haidee 0
Like if men are any better?
xXLove_MurdersXx 4
I'm a girl and I agree with you! They suck at driving! -___-
stacianichole 2
Is that because men can't teach us about their mysteriously superior driving?
stacianichole 2
-_-
Lightbulb830 4
When you go into work, reverse into the spot. Leave home three hours early and use the empty garage to help.
guitgod1 11
your kitchen has it's own parking garage?
DFlit1 0
Women can't drive lol this is just more proof
scubasteave 2
Must be a woman.....
luckoirish14 6
Must be a woman driver
bsharp1 1
I'd like to see OP try to parallel park.
MissMae93 23
You're the reason why everyone says women can't drive. Way to set women's rights back 50 years.
simplylost643 0
44, So your saying the OP, and just the OP, is responsible for everymans opinion on woman drivers? Right. Then God help us, you go on to say that the OP is setting back womens rights by fifty years. Women could drive fifty years ago, and they can still drive now. Exactly what right has been compromised? Please, for everyones sake, think before posting/speaking. You may just find that people around you stop rolling their eyes and face palming themselves so often.
sleepinginclass 8
What's a twelve point turn?
professorR6 0
You should get off the road before you kill someone. There's still public transportation.