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Senseless_487 Pioneer, United States

Today, I took my wife to a country concert for her birthday, even though I can't stand country. While she had the time of her life, I was punched twice, had a beer dropped on me, and had a rather large, drunk woman fall on me. Happy birthday, baby. FML

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Hey guys, OP here. While the music itself wasn't the worst thing in the world, and I did find out that Luke Bryan can be very funny, I found that the people who attend country concerts really aren't my cup of tea (I'm more of a pop punk/alternative kind of guy, i.e. blink 182, Yellowcard, etc.). To answer one question about getting punched, it turns out the guys behind me were very drunk and felt like messing with someone, and they picked me. So they each punched me in the head, and then one of them dropped the beer on me. I didn't have to do anything about it because the people around us kicked their asses and made them leave. And as to the people saying "suck it up," we all do things we don't enjoy for love, but when it crosses the line to physical violence and bodily harm, it becomes something that you can bitch about. She puts up with my geeky shit all the time without complaint, and I wouldn't have had a single complaint about spending my night at a country concert, but I went home cold, wet, smelling of beer, and in a lot of pain. I earned the right to bitch a little bit.

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Anything to make the wife happy. You're a good husband (based on this post). The world needs more of you.

Thats a nice thing for your wife

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That's love right there

TheyCallMeDamien 18

It's all for the cause. She'll thank you later and then you'll thank yourself. Give and take is the way it's supposed to be.

I'm with you on hating that trash music too. I like your style.

We need more people like you.

You're a good husband

I'd take a husband like you any day!!!! You did what she wanted!!!! There are also two sides to every story

OP is a bomb dude.

Happy wife, happy life.