Today, I took my wife to a country concert for her birthday, even though I can't stand country. While she had the time of her life, I was punched twice, had a beer dropped on me, and had a rather large, drunk woman fall on me. Happy birthday, baby. FML
Senseless_487 tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here. While the music itself wasn't the worst thing in the world, and I did find out that Luke Bryan can be very funny, I found that the people who attend country concerts really aren't my cup of tea (I'm more of a pop punk/alternative kind of guy, i.e. blink 182, Yellowcard, etc.). To answer one question about getting punched, it turns out the guys behind me were very drunk and felt like messing with someone, and they picked me. So they each punched me in the head, and then one of them dropped the beer on me. I didn't have to do anything about it because the people around us kicked their asses and made them leave. And as to the people saying "suck it up," we all do things we don't enjoy for love, but when it crosses the line to physical violence and bodily harm, it becomes something that you can bitch about. She puts up with my geeky shit all the time without complaint, and I wouldn't have had a single complaint about spending my night at a country concert, but I went home cold, wet, smelling of beer, and in a lot of pain. I earned the right to bitch a little bit.
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xxUnknown 19
Anything to make the wife happy. You're a good husband (based on this post). The world needs more of you.
klouises 4
Thats a nice thing for your wife
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Comments (51)
dkane 12
Hey happy wife happy life, right?
rozdawg 13
Man up. Was it for you or her?
Senseless_487 29
So because I was doing something nice for her, I can't be unhappy that I was assaulted? Pardon me all the hell.
LyricaSilvan 30
You did something you wouldn't enjoy, just to make your wife happy. You're a wonderful, thoughtful person, OP, and I'm sure your wife loves you all the more for going out of your way to make her birthday special. Go you.
TheLawtman 3
I would rathet get divorced than go to a country concert. Nothing is wort that.
archetypelarry 13
That's sweet that you'd do something like that for your wife! Sorry you were injured, though!!
cubsfanchris 5
You are living the life, with a happy wife!
arielsblondesis 11
Oh boohoo.
JHPugh 19
Glad you roughed it out to make her happy! Hopefully she returns the favor!
NeneJPhilly 8
You're a bomb husband.
prettygurl89 16
That was nice of you :) Happy wife, happy life lol