tracie
United States
Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML
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Hummbinger 5
Maybe move a little?
gusgus36 5
haha WTF who sees someone reading and assumes it's a dead body without even going closer or yelling "hey! you okay over there?" or...something? were you in a really bad part of town where people find dead bodies frequently?
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imright24 0
It would have never happened if you paid attention and had some type of control over your dogs in a public place. YDI.
Illyssa_fml 4
Maybe you should try breathing..and not laying in a dead-like position?
woahthatguy 0
I wanna know how to do that and then when someone looms at you and know they are close just scare the he'll out of the person
YouSuckAtLove 0
hmm reading + holding your breath. Awesome, your so talented
bigredmonkeybutt 30
You're doing it wrong.
rgcainmd 3
Next time, don't move until they start to get your liver temp. Then open your eyes and say "Is it cold in here, or is it just me?"
krystalrocks195 0
damn you need sum sun! either that or some lungs and if you have them use em!
Flutist 3
If Op is not dead, does that mean your spell check is just pretending to not be around when you write comments? Cause you write like a retard.
T_Shadows 0
Happened to me once....... that was the last time I died in the park :/ XD
XhugzX 0
ya im thinking a different hang out might be a good idea....
Jmerc 0
71. you are hot!
Chocolate_Chunk 2
73 - You are pathetic
Jmerc 0
Guess your really skinny like a skeleton. =)