Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
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black_knight402 0
she swallowed more than just 1 brother op
Little_Lamb_fml 13
Dude that's gross
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Samberriee 9
Oh gosh. I reread it and then had to think about it to understand it. Oh gosh.
sotagurl84 3
Kind of reminds me of the time my brother said I should have rubbed my oldest son in and swallowed the other. He was kidding btw.
c0c0_fml 16
ewww
LaFHlax 0
hahahahaha :)
TomasT 0
Why the f**k would you want a little brother? Really? There is no point...
BeckyBooG 6
Hahahahahahaha!
MagnificentFiend 3
Your Dad's such a legend!
mike3775 39
I have yet to meet a teen who is happy to be a big brother/sister after 14, because generally those are the babysitters automatically every Friday and Saturday so parents can go out. My teens hate the fact that they have a little brother/sister due in early Feb for that reason
boatkicker 5
Meet a teen who is and always has been happy to be an older sister, long after she turned 14.
pasiphae9 5
Oh, hi there. Meet another happy big sister! Got my two brothers when I was 11 and have never ever wished to be an only child.
Dale_xD 15
Ohaider. Happy big sister here. Over 14.
meteor_stream 9
61, I guess I'm the only person who will agree with you here. Never wanted siblings and am really happy without them.
newlove_fml 0
I happen to be a little sister. My brother and I are 10 years apart, and he's in his 20's. When I was younger, he may not have had a lot of fun taking care of me, but he did so diligently and without complaining. He never wished he didn't have a little sister. Now I take care of his kids, and use the same kindness and care that he showed me to them.
FmyLinNY 0
Actually she probably swallowed about 600 million potential brother/sisters.
nikkired 0
Your Dad is so awesome,why is this an FML ?