Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
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black_knight402 0
she swallowed more than just 1 brother op
Little_Lamb_fml 13
Dude that's gross
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Nadinek98 0
he meant she took the pill dumbasses
WYK_fml 0
..No he didn't.
UnicornsDoExist 0
SERIOUSLY? You think that? WTF.
LaLaJuice 0
yeah..that's definitely NOT what he meant....DUMBASSsss
funzcpl 0
awwww. bless your heart! no, that's not what he meant. not even close.
jackirose 0
you're soo confident about being soooo wrong not what he meant at all :/
junglemonkey 0
lol your the dumbass that's obv not what he ment..
boopityboppity 11
Unless the OP's parents typed her name on an auto corrective keyboard and had "Tyler" mistakenly become "Tylenol," I seriously doubt that's what was meant.
my_two_cents 3
hahahahahaha. Reading that was the highlight of this FML.
sassypants93 17
Like everyone has already told you, you are wrong. You need to think before you post. Perhaps you did, and you really are a dumbass. Either way, he obviously meant that she had just swallowed his load.
mrfuzzywiggles 11
YOUR A DUMBAsS!!! IT MEANT SHE "SWALLOWED" INSTEAD OF SPIT!! YOU MIGHT HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER IF THE THING SHE SWALLOWED WENT SOMEWHERE ELSE. DUDE IM 12 AND I KNOW MORE THAT YOU!!!!!
tttiffany 0
:D
weasellikecat908 0
ewww oh thats gross man! i feel bad for you! :o
valri3 0
I don't believe all of these posts about parents saying all this crap and what not to their kids about sex. I just think that the op is the person behind all these posts about this subject. Seriously a dad is going to say that?
LaLaJuice 0
it happens..obviously not to you..but it happens..
tylerlove 0
actually #36 yes a dad would...my best friends dad has said this to my friend and I before...I'm gay and my mom has even told me that I should swallow because she doesn't want cum on the new carpet...so...I know a lot of parents that say shit like this so YDI for being so stupid
rockhound 0
too much, Tyler. too much.
evanhimes0 0
i dont get it?!
KyleIsSoFine 0
Your mom should have swallowed YOU. :) Kidding! ;D
Oblique 0
hey first comment of me and u :D
Lilllly_1316 0
Duuuude that's groddy. Sorry if this is like a re-re-re post, cuz it wouldn't post!
CabooseT13 0
33 ur retarded
wombledn 0
33 should have been swallowed
SaveYou9 0
hahahahahaha.! woooow.
killaro 0
agreed #43. 33 your stupid she didn't take a pill.