Today, I told my mom I want to try out for American Idol. She responded with, "You don't take disappointment well." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, I announced to my family that I will be trying out for the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. They responded by laughing hysterically and my mother said "You guys suck, good luck making it past auditions". FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, my sister commented that she wants to audition for The Voice and that she’s sure she’ll make it to the finals. I said, “You have to have raw talent to do so.” I realized the severity of my comment too late as she teared up and stormed out of the room. My mom took my Macbook and car keys away. FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, whilst on a phone interview with a college I really want to go to, my mother picks up the other line and shouts into the phone "She's not going to college, she's lazy and she'll only disappoint you." The interviewer hung up before I could say anything. FML
Today, I told my mom that I'm bulimic and have been for a few years, and that I needed help. She responded by saying, "Well that's clearly not working for you. Why don't you try anorexia?" She then patted me on the head, smiled, and walked away. FML
Today, my mother once again called me to remind me what a disappointment I am despite having two degrees, a house, a professional job and having never been unemployed at 25. FML
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Top comments
Adam_B 0
Sucks, but sometimes honesty IS the best policy. Better your mom telling you than Simon Cowell telling the world, eh?
NorfolkDude 2
Statistically speaking, you probably got one in a million, literally. When you watch the show, they only show the "weird" ones, but in reality, most people don't make it. However, don't let that keep you from you dreams. If you like singing, definitely give it a shot. The worst thing that will happen is that they'll say no. But even then, it just depends on how you take it as.
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Comments (27)
MLSxxox 3
... and then you went and moaned about it on FML... you clearly dont take disappointment well.
Norja 33
If we had more honest poeple like your Mum then half of those assholes who audition would stay at home and not infect our tvs with their talentless bullshit
pu13 5
or sometimes when the singer sucks but no one will say anything
DamnDatFML 0
Win^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^'^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Can you spot the difference?
karmaSUCKS321453 0
Don't just assume that she meant they couldn't do good. She was probably just saying that your chances are slim whether your good or not.
sierracn97 5
Well at least she told u stupid bitch
starberries 0
That doesn't even mean you aren't talented. If you are thin-skinned then you do NOT need to try out for American Idol because out of the thousands who audition, very few make it onto the show, and only one will end up winning. If you are even slightly realistic you would realize that you will probably not win.
jewelsfml 0
ummm...obviously u don't take it well dumbass or u wouldn't be whining about it
blackstonechery 4
and with you writing this here, she was obviously right
monkeyhead641 6
You might be one of those people who think they are good but never actually listen to yourself. Must people are like this though so don't get sad.