wifeofafainter
Bronx, United States
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Marsing, United States
Panic!
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Lost what I never knew I had
United States
I did what now?
Today, my husband rushed me to the hospital, and we were told that I'd had a miscarriage. Neither of us knew I was pregnant. FML
Alisha Marie
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Emotional
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
mamagelmane
Vervezelle, France
Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML
Its over
United States
Bad news
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Anonymous
Milton, Canada
Great, I guess
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
Heather Scurfield
Witney, United Kingdom
Assumptions
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
youreajoker
Australia
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Short-lived
Today, I found out I’m pregnant and got excited. We’d never discussed kids before since we’ve only been dating a year, but I was so happy… until I told him, and his face just fell. I left after he drank himself unconscious and I’m now at my mum's house FML
Top comments
SS99_fml 20
Man who knows what's gonna happen to him in the delivery room!
thejonac 21
of happiness i hope
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Comments (41)
JustinJK 21
I offer my condolences OP
Rababco 29
#12 I'm assuming you're offering your condolences because her husband fainted, not that she's pregnant.
CaliSwagy 15
Well finding out that your wife is gonna have a child is pretty surprising, so don't take it personally. But congratulations OP!
rachelrae120 11
would have been perfect timing for the ice bucket challenge lol but congratulations
JMichael 26
I'm sure he's excited. The news would be a bit shocking though.
nishimehta 21
he must be extremely happy!!!!!. and congratulations !! :) :)
CaroLouWho 10
In his defense, that's pretty big news. I mean, babies are a HUGE responsibility, even if you want them.
Elban 20
They are still huge ones even if you don't
soldier084 11
wait until the day the baby is born
amileah13 26
Hopefully from overjoy?
Darkness_Hate 29
The vasectomy was a lie haha!! Congrats anyway OP!
MandieL 27
Were you guys trying? If not, that could be a huge shock, as it is a life changing occasion. It can hit you like a ton of bricks. Even if you were trying, it can still be a shock to the system. Hopefully he gets a bit more adjusted to the idea before you deliver, if not it's okay, from what I've seen it's love at first sight once the baby is born and lots of the anxiety disappears. Congrats and good luck!