Today, I told my boyfriend about my upcoming mouth surgery. He freaked out. Not because he's worried about me, but because I told him I will not be able to give him head for two weeks. FML
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Lauren324 18
Actually I've been with him for 3 years now... It's a mutual thing with us, we both pleasure each other like that equally, I think that's why he was bummed out. Usually it's everyday with us....
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csickcman 11
Women who date men like this continue to surprise me.. Why do you date this kind of a-hole?
SuperDanielNL 23
That's a dick move, I fail to understand why people can be so un-tactfull.
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MidnaLink 35
55 you can't get STDs from yourself!
Ponponpon_fml 5
You give him head more than once every two weeks? You know, I'm here if you two break up... I mean, God forbid... eheh.. heh
MidnaLink 35
If he gives more of a **** about a bj than the fact you're going into surgery, he's not worth your damn time!
ICastillo 25
#59 you're an idiot. I would insult you, but you made yourself look like a dumbass. And #98 I know, it was part of the little joke.
SighGuy89 5
Clearly you haven't been together long if he's still getting head at least once every 2 weeks!
BellaBelle_fml 23
I am married and I still give my husband blow jobs at least 3-4 times a week. And why wouldn't I? I am very lucky to have a husband that is so giving when it comes to sex and pleasing me. He loves to make me happy. And I love to make him happy. That's how it should be in every relationship! Both partners should have their partner's enjoyment in mind. Of course there are times when I spend more time pleasing him and times when he spends more time on me. But for the most part it's an equally giving relationship.
Lauren324 18
Actually I've been with him for 3 years now... It's a mutual thing with us, we both pleasure each other like that equally, I think that's why he was bummed out. Usually it's everyday with us....
outoftown 27
Daily oral for 3 years? If he doesn't wait on you hand and foot, he's nuts. Best of luck with the surgery -- and him.
fury1031 10
She said he pleasures her that way as well, the special treatment is not necessary since they both pleasure each other equally.
fury1031 10
Doesn't matter, he should still be more concerned about you.
Morbid_Mistress 3
Start giving hand jobs? :/
meridius4510 4
Shows what he cares about
ballbearing 10
Not the only woman! My bf tells me I am the best because I don't want him to go down on me but I love to give him head :)
ballbearing 10
Too bad for your boyfriend :( All I have to add is - don't even try oral sex until you are healed. I had surgery on my jaw abs felt fine by the next week, gave my man a BJ and tore about the incision in my mouth. My dentist kept asking what I had done to cause such damage to the site... A bit embarrassing to admit it was ripped open by a penis :(
Iamevil123 16
I moderated this comment :)