Today, I told my boyfriend about my upcoming mouth surgery. He freaked out. Not because he's worried about me, but because I told him I will not be able to give him head for two weeks. FML
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Lauren324 18
Actually I've been with him for 3 years now... It's a mutual thing with us, we both pleasure each other like that equally, I think that's why he was bummed out. Usually it's everyday with us....
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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csickcman 11
Women who date men like this continue to surprise me.. Why do you date this kind of a-hole?
SuperDanielNL 23
That's a dick move, I fail to understand why people can be so un-tactfull.
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Jackel0228 12
Take it as a compliment :-D
maemismile 22
Same thing! He came over and was like "Hey babe, open up!" And I couldn't even eat eggs at that point. FYL
randybryant799 21
I'm wondering why this asshole is still your boyfriend.