Today, I told my boyfriend about my upcoming mouth surgery. He freaked out. Not because he's worried about me, but because I told him I will not be able to give him head for two weeks. FML
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Lauren324 18
Actually I've been with him for 3 years now... It's a mutual thing with us, we both pleasure each other like that equally, I think that's why he was bummed out. Usually it's everyday with us....
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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csickcman 11
Women who date men like this continue to surprise me.. Why do you date this kind of a-hole?
SuperDanielNL 23
That's a dick move, I fail to understand why people can be so un-tactfull.
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Comments (93)
Hellbound_Alleee 14
He still has a mouth, right?
zuzupetalsYO 11
Why doesn't he just cheat on you like everyone else does? Speedy recovery.
rhapsodys 12
Because cheating is obviously the answer.
bigt529 4
i hate people that continue a relationship just because of the sex..... i think op should have a serious talk with him
momo1972 3
You should find him a back up girl
RedPillSucks 33
Holla back girl
chelsearenaeee 16
Dump him.
muffinlovexD 12
My boyfriend did the same thing when I got my tonsils taken out, I feel your pain OP.
jem970 19
You arent still with him are you?????
danielhartlesss 13
@36 I think the real age old question is would you finish while giving yourself head haha
the_illuminated 4
It would be gay -not- to sip your own tip.
metalhead4740 14
Well look on the bright side. If he's that freaked out then that just means your really good at it.
gregkingsley 4
You must give GREAT head then.