ThatGuyWithFMLs
Osaka, Japan
Today, I threw an eraser at my brother to get his attention because he couldn't hear me over his music. Being in a bad mood, he thought I was trying to aggravate his bad mood and responded by throwing a small desk cactus back. FML
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Soulsbane96_fml 11
Someones a bit prickly today.
MooseKnuckle5150 13
Well, that escalated quickly!
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Velandre 6
That poor cactus! What did it ever do to him? D: This makes me miss my cactus...
olpally 33
I thought for sure a stapler would have been the first option for him to throw. Damn desk cactus. Take a stapler and hurl it at him now >:)
ChenEighty 20
Because murder solves everything.
JohnTheLad 13
Ah, you have no ide... I mean, of course not!
arandomusernameaa 20
It's a stapler... not an axe.
chocolatefrog28 29
Sounds like a thorny situation.
raphanne_fml 33
Put wasabi in his takoyakis. That will sting, too.
PattonGilette2 18
We're not Japanese haha. We just live here...
raphanne_fml 33
Well, you can still do it. You're in Osaka, aka takoyaki-city, after all. Or do what my older brother used to do to me when we were kids: throw another cactus at him and yell "REFLEX!"
PattonGilette2 18
We don't eat Takoyakis and I think the cactus needs peace instead of being hurled! xD
raphanne_fml 33
You may be right. Poor cactus. Well, enjoy Osaka for me please. I really miss Japan.
JMichael 26
Next they'll end up on Jerry springer throwing chairs at each other saying my brother is a prick!
ileenefudge 29
Maury is better. I guess it's a matter of opinion though.
JMichael 26
Maury is better but Springer is more popular and gets a tad bit more crazier.
Coeliacchic93 21
Jerry Springer the musical is hilarious!
frizz101 22
Jerry springer doesn't do that crap anymore, he got sued too many times. But Maury has always been classy (for trash TV.)
sdroze1389 31
as cruel as it was you have to give him points for creativity and commitment.
PattonGilette2 18
Yeah, I was pretty surprised that with all the things on his desk, he saw the cactus as a way to put me in my place haha.
taylor21398 14
Congrats on getting published!:)
Sly35_fml 4
So then what? Did you hit him across the face with the cactus as payback for payback?
AnthonyWheeler15 24
Talk about taking it to the next level
JohnTheLad 13
Cactus = 1 ¦ Eraser = 0