Today, I texted everyone in my phone to remind them mother's day is tomorrow. Everyone including the boy whose mom died last year. FML
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Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, I was once again sent tons of Mother's Day cards in the mail, even though my son died years ago and I've told people that I'm not a mother anymore. FML
Today, it was Mother’s Day. My mom died when I was young, so I deleted all of my social media, to avoiding seeing all my friends hanging out with their aging, but healthy, loving mothers. Then my dad decided to remind me what day it was and to wish my abusive stepmom a happy Mother’s Day. FML
Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML
Today, my mom wished her best friend a Happy Birthday on Facebook. Her best friend died this year. Oh, did I mention that it’s also my birthday? FML
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
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Top comments
FullFrontalFail 0
Why did you text everyone? I would be annoyed if I got that as a text. By the way, no one cares you were first, #1. So STFU.
Hacksaw 4
Why the hell would you text everyone in your phone to remind them that Mother's Day is tomorrow?
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Comments (193)
skierguy 0
You deserve it for sending pointless, annoying texts.
loveyababe 0
if he texts back, just apologize and say you didn't mean any harm. if he doesn't, I wouldn't worry about it. good luck :)
straywander 0
why would you waste money on that anyway?
ohhhhshizzz 0
#26: Like anyone would go anywhere near your dick.
keith444 0
alrighty righty there 36 your mom sure did like that i told her i would give her a special mothers day surprise
Ne2486 0
:O
kvgf1484 0
#19, why would #2 fail at life? I agree with #2. My mum passed away just before mother's day last year, the worst part was everyone was so awkward around me about it. I'm sure he will understand that it was a mistake. Hopefully he will anyways.
wordgirl 0
Today, this asshole I barely know texted me to tell me it's mother's day tomorrow and he knows my mother died last year. FML
jSOPURE 3
Well aren't you a saint. =)
heyitsmandy 0
Aye, jus tell him that it was a mistake and apologize. No biggie, of course. Respect to the boy & RIP. his mother.