Today, I surprise-visited my uncle after not seeing him for 4 years because of college. When he opened the door to his house, he was wearing Crocs. Of course, that would have been completely fine if it weren't for the fact that they were the only thing he was wearing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML
Today, my neighbor respects that I keep a clean house, with no street shoes allowed inside. I bet that’s why he came in wearing felt slippers. Unfortunately, they were same ones he'd walked across the wet, dirty yard in. FML
Today, I found out my dad has been using the flip-flops I wear in the shower. The reason I wear them is to prevent myself from getting his nasty foot fungus. FML
Today, I learned that my friend's "No shoes in the house" rule was only told to me so he had an excuse to see my feet. I found out when he had a group of us over and I was the only one barefoot, while he didn't care that everyone else had shoes on. FML
Today, the first gift I opened was from my uncle. It was $80 in clothes that I'd bought for myself a week earlier. FML
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Top comments
Candijpg 17
forget crocs and socks...crocs and cocks!
Rozay333 36
He wasnt the only one who got a suprise haha . OP's just wasnt as pleasant. I know that was a sore sight too see, sorry OP
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Comments (40)
saffy66 34
He was probably on a mission to discourage cold callers.
bornpatriot 11
Maybe, he was expecting your aunt. Or a hooker !!!
DanielleinDC 34
Who opens the door totally naked?
pjsr 33
OP's uncle
False_Stupidity 42
It's a good way to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses in a hurry! =)
PleaseFMH 10
ahh give him a break op he was wearing his rubber masterbastion shoes and probably didn't expect anyone to interrupt anyways you had to see a **** from a relative, FYL
Terminato 19
What does OP mean?
chuka81 27
Orangutan Pornography.
Experteric 12
surprise!
pjsr 33
I want to thank everyone for not using the phrase 'eye bleach'. May it R.I.P.
tonyfan00 38
I need eye bleach...
Tytonic 16
Crocs are like getting a ******* from a guy. It feels good until you look down and realize that you're gay
Magicdevil226 11
Uhh saggy man balls
fyvaprold 11
Is his name Jack? Did you help him off the horse?