Today, I stumbled across my ex's blog. Apparently, while dating me, he realized he was gay. Good to know the one guy I've dated, lost my virginity to, and fell in love with, was never truly attracted to me and was dating me just to be sure. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today my ex-boyfriend came out as gay. My family were like, “It’s about time! Oh honey child, we knew he was a major queen the day you brought him home, that’s why we let you share a room on sleepovers. No way was he going to try anything.” It’s true, we dated for 5 months and I’m still a virgin. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
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every1luvsboners 11
But a strap-on, grow a mustache and change your name to Harry. Then y'all will have a great time.
reallytho3 11
Don't be a girl named Harry, get DirectTV.
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Comments (81)
coderedninja 6
I'm sorry OP.
linkinpark98 24
You should be! Playing a girl's heart like that. You took it too far, man!
whosabigfoot 2
I'd say that's like the epitome of FML.
quontag 15
He might not actually be gay. Maybe you are just that bad. :(
hateevryone 15
That's messed up
usaf_baby 2
At least his blog didn't say that he was dating you because you were horribly manly so you still turned him on, and it was easier than coming out to his parents.
HairyPunisher 27
Honestly if you guys are already brokenly up then you should get over it. It sounds like this was a long time ago you two dated. No one's ever happy with how they lose their virginity.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
uhhh, actually some people are. Just because you're bitter about probably being some douchebags one night stand on a drunk night doesn't mean that's the same for everyone.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I know it sucks but its better to find out sooner than later rather than keep wasting your time pining over him.
kimg0885 23
Now it all makes sense why he loved shopping with you do much!
bepatientimadoc 6
As a gay person myself may I add another perspective: You could also try to c it this way, you were the one cute enough to try to be straight for. Try to think positive, it will turn your life around!
KiddNYC1O 22
Did you read the last sentence? I think it'll be very difficult for her to see it that way.
jmedalene 2
You will find someone out there!