Anonymous
Snowflakes
Today, it's been three days since my mom starting ranting the about the "obscenity" of the Super Bowl halftime show. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Capitalism, baby!
Today, it's day three of my dad not shutting up and still complaining about the Super Bowl commercials being "too woke". FML
Embarrassed daughter..
United States
Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML
arghgffhdfg
Sydney, Australia
Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML
Anonymous
Philadelphia, United States
This is us
Today, my blind mother kept covering her ears any time I spoke to her and kept counting down every 20 minutes to the upcoming NFL game, which came on at 4pm. Finally dejected, my husband and I left after kickoff. She made my father call to guilt trip us about how she wanted us to stay for the game for Christmas. FML
Anonymous
At last
Today, on the third of February, my mom finally relented and let us take the Christmas decorations down. FML
brbkillingmyself
United States
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
hollywoodhelman
United States
Dodge
Today, I bought the girl I like concert tickets for our favorite artist, who is usually never in our town, for her birthday. She said, “No thanks, I have to work that day.” She works Monday-Friday. The concert is on Saturday. When I mentioned this, she asked me, “So, what did you think of the Super Bowl halftime show?” FML
Anonymous
Lemont, United States
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Miko
United States
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
Anonymous
Cecil, United States
Make it stop
Today, like every day for the past two years, my aged mother has sat complaining all day loudly about relatives who call too little or too much, about another package being a few days late, or her laptop and TV not working properly. All while I'm trying to quietly work from home. I'm about ready to jump off a bridge. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
To be honest, I thought it needed improving. Eminem could have used it as an opportunity to reunite D12. And then made it really obscene by performing 'Shit On You'.
RichardPencil 32
You know how they made that show? Technology. Pair her up with that crazy old lady from a day or so ago. They'll be fast friends.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
To be honest, I thought it needed improving. Eminem could have used it as an opportunity to reunite D12. And then made it really obscene by performing 'Shit On You'.
RichardPencil 32
You know how they made that show? Technology. Pair her up with that crazy old lady from a day or so ago. They'll be fast friends.
Jonkbaby 23
Tell her "you can find me in the club!" "come give me a huggg" and "its gonna be alright!"