Today, I stumbled across my ex's blog. Apparently, while dating me, he realized he was gay. Good to know the one guy I've dated, lost my virginity to, and fell in love with, was never truly attracted to me and was dating me just to be sure. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today my ex-boyfriend came out as gay. My family were like, “It’s about time! Oh honey child, we knew he was a major queen the day you brought him home, that’s why we let you share a room on sleepovers. No way was he going to try anything.” It’s true, we dated for 5 months and I’m still a virgin. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
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every1luvsboners 11
But a strap-on, grow a mustache and change your name to Harry. Then y'all will have a great time.
reallytho3 11
Don't be a girl named Harry, get DirectTV.
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Comments (81)
LetzzSii 0
Awww!! Don't worry he will find soon that his boyfriend is a pain in the ass.
EMTchic 14
literally ! lmao XD
swankmrpancake 8
I'm sure his boyfriend helped him pack all his s#!t first before he moved out
Ren2012 3
Literally lol
MrLuvinmalife 6
Oh no he didn't!!?
hockeyoceancity 13
Oh yes he did!!!!
swankmrpancake 8
Oh possibly he might have!!!
monique8axel 6
Understand testing, but having you lose your virginity to him was too far. Sorry :/
YoTengoTomatoes 7
It's pretty sad but some people have to have sex to realize if they're gay or not...
bmboente15 0
Just get a new boyfriend haha there are plenty of fish in the sea.
hockeyoceancity 13
You're profile picture is a little fishy!
JustKittyKat 24
You can't help whether you're gay or not. He didn't mean to hurt you. I'm sorry you were the sort of "trial", though. That's got to suck.
doglover569 0
It happens to the best of us. The ginger in my picture was... That's why he has no head now ;)
Bob_Cat_fml 14
I'm sure he truly loved you anyway, but maybe more like a friend. He was probably as confused as you were. I'm gay and I've already thought I was in love with a girl once, and I still like her very much. She's one of my best friends. FYL for a lost love.
Bob_Cat_fml 14
And by the way don't feel bad about your virginity. At least you lost it in a true relationship to a guy you loved, not in a one night stand to a random guy. Even if the relationship didn't last. I'm pretty sure most people today didn't lose their virginity to the person they'll spend their life with. It's not something to be ashamed or disappointed with.
sinner92 4
Well I think it's better that you found out. Atleast you know there wasn't anything you could have done to satisfy him and he didn't leave you for a woman, but for a man that had the tools he was looking for. Be happy you helped a friend find his way.
rainbowdashy 3
I know that feel. Luckily, guys like that can become great friends.
MrFuzzles 5
Maybe your attitude towards him changed his opinion on women and turned him gay? Always a possibility.
toelie 26
Yes, exactly, from the FML we know she had sex with him and fell in love with him, if that doesn't turn a guy gay I don't know what does.
TheDrifter 24
I had a similar dilemma to this once. A girl I dated for six months announced she was a lesbian and left. I decided that I was just so good that she would never even consider another man after me.