Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had their reverse lights on. I thought to myself, "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I noticed that an SUV forgot to put their gas cap back on, so I tried honking and flashing my lights to get their attention. They slammed on their brakes, causing me to rear-end them. So much for good karma. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
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Top comments
HelloSeattle 0
Holy shit man, someone needs to go back to driving school.
fuckmyl1f333 0
Damn that sucks...the first time i ever drove i did that in a residential neighborhood except i was the one in reverse....and the car behind me was a brand new Mercedes SL55. He pulled up very close behind me cus he was very impatient. I floored it...how i didnt hit him i dont know, i guess i must have spidy reflexes, but i came to a stop about 5 inches away from him.
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Comments (75)
cinderelly 0
they should have pointed and clicked.
Truan_fml 0
...please tell me you were smart enough to get a police report you can sue that shit for all they're worth
cartering 0
You do realize that failing to avoid an accident - which your entry says you did, is a citable offense, right?
RuralNinja 0
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
srslyfucked 0
I almost did that once... backed into someone at an intersection, that is.
summergirl 0
#5 it's not illegal to drive without insurance, you just have to pay an "uninsured fee". so basically you're paying for having no insurance.
carli0128 0
i love that you just said meh.
NewTimeSunday 0
Well your insurance will cover your car. So you don't need to worry.
Ryu148 0
#68, most of the time if you're stopped at a red light you're surrounded by cars. How was he supposed to prevent this accident, back into the car behind him?
christopherlove 0
Learn to drive defensively. I've seen people sitting with their reverse lights on at red lights, and I'm smart enough to not get too close to them, but keep a car length between us. YDI
Bobby64 29
He may not have noticed the backup lights were on until he got behind the person. Though I'm a little confused why he didn't just beep his horn.