Today, I still can't find a job to support myself. The only experience I have is a month in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm still unemployed after almost a year because my last job couldn't transfer me when my wife and I had to move due to her job. I can't even find something like grocery store or fast food. Seriously beginning to resent her. FML
Today, I was unsuccessful in getting a job at a supermarket. The same supermarket I used to work at. I now have a degree but can't even get a job at a place I used to work. FML
Today, I tried to find a job. Again. It's been seven years since I earned more than 70€ in a month, seven years since I moved back in with my parents, and seven years since I was registered as having a medical disability. Nobody wants me, not even as a shelf stacker. FML
Today, after spending about 5 years to go back to school, get my life together and get a real job, I now make about $100 less a month. I used to work as a dishwasher. FML
Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML
Today, I decided I don’t need to restrict my consumption of shrimp anymore, which I used to do because they are so expensive. So, did I finally land a well-paying job? Nope. It's just that all the other kinds of seafood have risen so much in price that it doesn’t make any difference now. FML
Today, after graduating from culinary school, I was turned down by Chipotle, Jersey Mike's, and McDonald's entry-level jobs because I didn't have enough experience. FML
Today, I've been stuck in a minimum wage job since I was 15. I'm now 22 and I have no idea where I'm going in life. FML
Today, I realized i'm practically incapable of actually getting a job. I'm 19 years-old, with no workforce experience, I frequently apply to jobs and regularly follow up with them on a consistent basis, yet they still ghost or reject me outright. These are minimum wage, starter-level jobs. FML
Today, I found out I'm "no longer under consideration" for all 8 of the jobs I recently applied for. I'm broke and stuck living with my ex, who's got a new boyfriend. I hate my life and myself, wish I was dead every day, and am stuck in retail hell for the foreseeable future. I barely eat and exist only to work and sleep. FML
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Top comments
pinkcrayola 0
Keep applying and don't give up. If your standards are too high lower them. If all else fails, work at a grocery store; they take pretty much everybody. But also try to get an education so you can get a better job down the road.
rubberduckie94 13
De pooping shrimp? Sounds like you are a hard worker willing to do anything to make your money. People should be glad to have you. You will find a job soon.
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Comments (121)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That's one of the sucky things about jobs today. You try to get a decent job but they want experience. How do they expect you to GET experience if no one will hire you? It's ridiculous...
bearsy 0
Im sorry I just had to laugh at the shrimp part.
pagullarka 9
What, did I just hear somebody said "stay in school" :) but I wish you luck
shaka_Z_0929007 10
Dude just go to one of those websites that pay you for your opinion or something like that. I heard that they pay you a bunch of cash.
madlaprade 8
The military is handing out free jobs. So get off your ass and go do something meaningful for your country
granolabutt8 7
I have some experience and I still can't get a job. It's tough out there, dude. I live in a ski resort town and we have had minimal snow this year so the job market is pretty much nonexistant. Even when the season is good job hunting still sucks. I suggest building up a tutoring and/or babysitting profile. There are websites that help you do so and connect you with parents that can hire you. I've gotten a few jobs through them. Best we can do right now. Hang in there!
nxtfari 5
How does one depoop a shrimp?
ishanisaboss 9
Why don't you go back to school; while your there get a job on campus.
jaystreet46 4
Get q job de-pooping shrimps!
pere 11
C-C-C-C-COLLEGE!