Today, I stepped out of a bar in order to make a phone call. While I was outside, the bouncers arrived and ropes were put up. They wouldn't let me back in, claiming I was too young and they hadn't seen me come out. I was celebrating my 26th birthday, the legal drinking age is 18. I also have a beard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML
Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML
Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML
Today, I got mugged on the way to my 21st birthday party at a bar. I begged the thug to at least throw me my ID, only to have him laugh and run away singing, "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, I went to the bar I've always gone to after work for the past 12 years. On arrival, I got banned for life, punched in the nose and thrown out. The barmaid comes out and says, "Sorry, wrong guy." FML
Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML
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tttron 0
you could have shown them ID?
browni_e 0
It would've been better if it read: ''...the legal drinking age is 18. I have a beard. I'm also a woman. FML"
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Comments (102)
awils63 0
yeah, sometimes aus sucks like that
JohnnyBrovo69 0
all i gots to say is LOL. so not only did u not get in but the girl who had ur id spent all ur money!! hahaha sucks to be you
redshortsx 0
your legal drinking age is 18?
frivolous 0
Flash him. If he's gay, you're in. If he's not, he'll be blinded and you could just squeeze on by :)
AtrumMessor 1
So? Quit bitchin' and just go to another bar. It's their loss of your patronage.
whatthefuckcunt 0
WE do, idiots like the OP don't, apparently.
thedinosaurgirl 0
You'll be grateful for the baby-face later on in life, trust me.
ashleyyisflyy 0
the legal drinking age is. 21 right ?
newmanlyman3 8
you need to be 21
Moriane_fml 0
That's only in the USA, git. He's in Australia.
dabomblyktiktikk 0
where do you live? i'm moving there.