Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML
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Today, I was working in a call center when I smelled perfume. I'm allergic, and it triggered my asthma. When I came back, some jerk had sprayed it all over my work area. I couldn't go near it for the rest of my shift, therefore I had to go home early, and got my paycheck docked. FML
Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
Today, as I came out of changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walked off, made it a couple of yards, changed my mind, and decided to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I got back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML
Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML
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slamdunkinoreo 7
I someone sprayed perfume in my face I'd be like wtf.
CerSpence 11
I would be seriously annoyed if someone sprayed me with perfume without asking me, allergy or not. Asshole move. You should ask people beforehand, OP, YDI
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Comments (202)
cjwayy 22
Randomly spraying people with perfume isn't "creative", it's ******* rude.
hunter9141 17
I couldn't help but thinking of SpongeBob when I read this
Sagan928 7
I'm really surprised that you weren't trained HOW to do this because of allergies. Now your company will probably have to pay for her medical bills and are open to a lawsuit. Quite creative! lol
EffingAnnoying 7
If someone did this to me we'd need two ambulances.
Thunderstruck14 30
Yeah, I would also be kinda pissed if someone sprayed me with perfume. I don't even like the smell of perfumes.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Why would anybody want you to spray perfume at them.
rainbowdonnareed 18
That is like the first thing they teach you! Didn't they give you some little cards to spray and hand out? If not get some index cards cut in four spray on those say "would you like to try this" I mean if you're not fired!
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
How is that being creative? That's just being an asshole
smileforonce 6
C'mon Guys!! Give her a break it was her first day, she is just starting out. ease up.
rocker_chick23 27
I am not going to ease up. She did something stupid which sent someone to the hospital. It doesn't matter if she was new, or worked there for years.
theorangecurls 18
Umm even if it was her first day it's plain common sense not to do that
Lexiebear27 10
Passion fruit spray?