Today, I spent 3 hours looking at a YouTube video on how to do Rubik’s cube. Even after being told how to do it, I couldn't finish it. I scrolled down the comments and read, "Awesome! I'm 10 and can do it in 3 minutes now!" I'm 28 and still can't do it, even with a tutorial. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Prodigy
Today, I have in my living room a Rubik’s cube I’ve been trying to solve for over a year. I just got home and it was sat on the floor solved. Apparently my wife gave it to her nephew to play with and he solved it in about four minutes, then got bored. He’s 8 and I’m 33. FML
Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML
Shoelace dyslexia
Today, I had to explain to yet another person that I can't tie a knot. Even if someone walks me through the entire process, I never get it. The person in question berated me for not being able to perform such a "simple" task. I truly don't know what I'm doing wrong, and it makes me feel like an idiot. FML
Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML
Masterful gambit, sir!
Today, after a long time spent trying to learn chess as a hobby, I've come to accept that I'm simply destined to never be any good at it. Maybe I'm just a slow learner, but it feels like I've made zero progress since I started, despite doing everything I'm told to do. Time to find another hobby, I say. FML
You're gonna be a star
Today, I was teaching a special techniques class for ballet and was focusing on pirouettes. I was teaching a group of 8 year-olds, and one student could do perfect triple turns one after the other. I still can't do them, and I've been dancing for 15 years. FML
Damn you, Ikea!
Today, I attempted to assemble a piece of furniture that claimed to be "easy to build in minutes." Four hours and multiple arguments later, I realized I had misread the instructions, and half the parts were upside down. I'm pretty sure the furniture won this round. FML
Cheat code
Today, my 7-year-old daughter has been hopelessly stuck on an easy puzzle in her favorite video game for a week now. Today, she excitedly told me that she'd figured it out. The solution to the puzzle? No, she’s figured out how to look up a walkthrough on the internet. FML
Math ain't easy
Today, as I struggle with dyscalculia, I set up some counters so I could knit up a perfect square. Turns out the counters actually made it worse. I have three failed attempts and I'm stuck on number 4. FML
Fitness
Today, I decided to try a 7-minute exercise video to start working out and get in shape. I couldn’t make it though the video. FML
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iKaite 0
I think you need to get out more, mate.
RavensRule97 0
I cant do one either, but my 9 year old brother can in less a minute. And hes an idiot. So I feel your pain
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SuperPineApple 0
I have an IQ of 143 and I can only do one side of a Rubiks Cube. It's just a series of algorithms that you must repeat. So it's cool if you don't know how to do one. I'll probably figure it out when I get older, maybe high school...
LOLAHAHA_fml 0
To all of you, " I am smart and can't solve." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Took me five minutes to figure it out with no guide in my math class. Lmao. I might be a genius when it comes to puzzles and stuff, but seriously? HAHAHA I am out.
jen4455 0
it's okay I can't donut either ;(
dollFehn 6
I peel off the stickers and put them in the right place. I'm 13
TastyAlice 0
who ever invented that needed to get out more those things ate impossible!
veronicabrianne 13
i one day spent hours trying to compare multiple guides and videos, and couldnt do mine either. i feel your pain
theroustons 6
Don't worry I know the trick and still can't do them
jad07 0
Get a life!!!!
shadowshunter 2
Hey it takes time it took me 2 weeks to finally complete my rubix cube now I can also do it in 3 mins after about a month so it's all good also it's not that awesome except for the first few times
shadowshunter 2
Y so rude