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friedpwnadge 25
Today, your cat was not a pussy.
Colecto_fml 26
Was the cat okay?
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worldclassrager 41
Inside or outside? That must have been a fun trip
loathingloser 14
She likes to be on top of things
mike7236 5
Our cat is forever leaving paw prints on my car, its very annoying. If you're lucky the cat will never jump on to your car again lol
tylalebo 6
well isn't that just ******* purrfect ;)
ELoni_fml 25
Hopefully you did not slam the breaks, that would have CATapulted him! =P
phoebenut 4
The second I read this post I pictured it and started laughing. hope your cats well though
Rawr6591 21
just a the very thought of this Is hilarious
Shadowbay 18
Well I'm sure the cat won't be sleeping up there again... (assuming that's why it was there)
nursecait 8
How did you realize, while driving, that your cat was on the roof?
whoasenough 13
"somanyhonks" is OP's title. I'm assuming people honked a lot and OP pulled over to see why they were honking. Maybe, I don't know, it's just a guess.
DanielleD93 16
That sounded like a cartoon scene in real life
TwentyFourBeerz 18
How do you not see your cat on the hood? Did it blend it with all the rust? Lol jk
False_Stupidity 42
Roof, not hood! And it could be that OP Is short and owns an SUV so can't see onto the roof.