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By Steven - 28/02/2016 21:07 - United States

Today, I somehow failed to notice a spider and her egg sac were hiding in my beard. I finally did notice when hundreds of baby spiders suddenly started swarming from my beard in the middle of my board meeting, forcing me to hurriedly shave it using my boss's nail scissors. FML

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faerieonacid 26

Monday 29 February 2016 11:16

How do you not notice that earlier?? YDI

JosephKorso 15

Monday 29 February 2016 11:22

Well, if it was getting to that point, it was time for a shave anyways. Sucks that you had to find out like that, though.

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MrsHumanFrog 19

Monday 29 February 2016 19:00

You are supposed to comb your beard at all times, plus scrubbing it with shampoo, and conditioning if needed Every time you shower. You need some hygiene lessons, that's nasty.

CliffyB03 28

Monday 29 February 2016 19:00

Normally you should light whatever it was on fire. I mean, I'd still light myself on fire after that. Just to be sure

kennethlwinter 3

Monday 29 February 2016 19:01

Man, I sure hope you don't have a girlfriend or wife because she'd get all kinds of vaginal infections from you being down there. Shampoo now and again, eh?

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