Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like a total moron in it. The photographer refused to retake the photo because I "clearly" faked the sneeze just to be funny. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie with my dog. Right as I hit the button, he sneezed on my face. Now I have an unexpected "glamour shot" that captures him mid-sneeze and me looking horrified, and I'm somehow still tempted to post it. FML
Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
Today, I sneezed so bad in public that I dropped my coffee, kicked it while trying to catch it, and watched it slide dramatically across the floor into someone’s shoe. They gasped like I'd committed a crime. I just whispered, “Sorry” and fled. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
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Top comments
MyUsernameisEpic 29
What I wanna know is... if you're in a situation where you have to present your ID, do you have to make a sneezing face to be recognizable?
CallMeWindSock 24
Sounds like a funny story, but does he not understand that people's ID photos need to be recognizable?
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Comments (40)
Lalala579121 28
Well then maybe you shouldn't fake sneezes. It's snot funny.
Anikaaaaa 31
A picture like that would not be allowed in the Netherlands. Our pictures have to be super serious, no teeth can be visible (no bright smiles), ears have to be in the shot and your face has to be perfectly aligned with some lines on the screen. The resulting pictures always turn out like mugshots, but on the bright side: no sneeze pictures.
IamHM 14
If, in the photog's mind, you were "clearly trying to be funny" then why would he think you would want to re-take it? If he thought you were being funny, then if you really were, you wouldn't be wanting a re-take.
TMO2142 25
You could have been peter griffin and gotten drunk before your picture
ohSNAPyall 27
Say, "Sneeze!"
emolittlepanda 13
This happened to my brother on school picture day
scratchsticks 3
did you at least sneeze with your eyes open
still_guns 16
Ever heard of photo booths OP?