Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like a total moron in it. The photographer refused to retake the photo because I "clearly" faked the sneeze just to be funny. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie with my dog. Right as I hit the button, he sneezed on my face. Now I have an unexpected "glamour shot" that captures him mid-sneeze and me looking horrified, and I'm somehow still tempted to post it. FML
Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
Today, I sneezed so bad in public that I dropped my coffee, kicked it while trying to catch it, and watched it slide dramatically across the floor into someone’s shoe. They gasped like I'd committed a crime. I just whispered, “Sorry” and fled. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
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Top comments
MyUsernameisEpic 29
What I wanna know is... if you're in a situation where you have to present your ID, do you have to make a sneezing face to be recognizable?
CallMeWindSock 24
Sounds like a funny story, but does he not understand that people's ID photos need to be recognizable?
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Comments (40)
counting_graves 0
Why do all DMV people live to watch the world burn?
KaidensCrow 18
I met a business man who jumped sideways threw his arms in the air and made a hilarious face when they took his picture for his license... he refused to retake it and he said every year they send him a letter asking him to please reconsider a new picture lol... he was in full business suit and everything
beeferjay 34
enjoy that picture for the next 50 years, lol
LostInTheZone11 29
When life imitates a Calvin and Hobbes comic.
AletheDefender 15
The lady caught me in mid-blink and I couldn't stop laughing when I saw how it turned out
trucker2 33
Lol, I just saw a woman yesterday, have her picture taken with rollers in her hair. Don't feel bad, mine resembles a hung over mug shot.
derangedplanet 23
My husband shaved his head into a Mohawk for his license. then bitched the entire time as it took forever to grow out.
KaidensCrow 18
Lol mugshots always turn out awful... doesn't matter who you are.... mine looks ******* awful Lmfao... like I got drunk, high, and then someone beat the ever loving sh!t out of me XD... I was as sober as a bell though..... which... I guess bells are pretty d@mn sober lol
sighlifeman 12
one job they got & they refuse to do it again ? lazy f**kss
worldclassrager 41
They are meant to look bad consider yourself lucky...
Hildy93 21
Highly doubt this is true but I laughed anyways
britbrat237 14
you have to be showing your entire face