Today, I saw my uncle, whom I have not seen in five years, at a family gathering. His reaction to seeing me? "Holy SHIT you have BOOBS! The guys must be all over you!" I awkwardly replied, "No..." Then he muttered, "I know I would." FML
WellThatWasRude tells us more.
Hi guys, OP here. Thank you for all your comments and concerns about what happened. Regarding some previous comments, I would like to clarify a couple of things. My uncle has some mental health issues. I am not exactly sure what he has, but my parents tell me that he is on different types of medication. Also, my family was in the room when the comment was made. My mom shook her head in shame, but other than that, nothing else was said. This did not happen recently. It actually happened back in December 2014. I barely see my uncle, too. My dad apologized to me later for his inappropriate behavior. We all collectively decided to let it go because of his mental health state. I feel kind of bad because he most likely has no ulterior motives, but it was still a very uncomfortable situation, and my stomach still turns a little when I think about it. But thank you all again! And sorry for the super long comment.
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Top comments
theTravinator 21
Sound like you might need to get your foot all over his nutsack, violently
igg125 30
He was either drunk or is a pervert.
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Comments (132)
Simbaby 23
Nasty ass pervert .
MdMan2 23
If you must incest he said that.
dakatabg 31
His wife must have no boobs
MzZombicidal 36
How is that a reason for saying what he said? I like butts and comment about butts but my boyfriend still has a wonderful butt.
Jflowers9296 14
Plot twist: it's not her real uncle! :O
remometol 16
It sounds like he just told a failed joke... Don't take it so seriously
MzZombicidal 36
Hahahaha wow, isn't it so funny when I comment about your body and reduce you to your body parts for a joke?? AND that I'm your FAMILY MEMBER??? It's gonna be so funny when you don't feel safe around me anymore! But hey, it's all in good fun. ;)
worldclassrager 41
Creeper...run far far away
gintwinsmoore 20
oh the blessed fun bags always getting us girls into trouble one way or another...stay away from your perverted uncle though.
GeorgiaBea 28
Ew
dolliieebaaby908 7
at least you have boobs now ! lol
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Not the ******* point.
Spentpoet 26
Run and make a new life for yourself in a faraway land.