Today, I saw my uncle, whom I have not seen in five years, at a family gathering. His reaction to seeing me? "Holy SHIT you have BOOBS! The guys must be all over you!" I awkwardly replied, "No..." Then he muttered, "I know I would." FML
WellThatWasRude tells us more.
Hi guys, OP here. Thank you for all your comments and concerns about what happened. Regarding some previous comments, I would like to clarify a couple of things. My uncle has some mental health issues. I am not exactly sure what he has, but my parents tell me that he is on different types of medication. Also, my family was in the room when the comment was made. My mom shook her head in shame, but other than that, nothing else was said. This did not happen recently. It actually happened back in December 2014. I barely see my uncle, too. My dad apologized to me later for his inappropriate behavior. We all collectively decided to let it go because of his mental health state. I feel kind of bad because he most likely has no ulterior motives, but it was still a very uncomfortable situation, and my stomach still turns a little when I think about it. But thank you all again! And sorry for the super long comment.
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Top comments
theTravinator 21
Sound like you might need to get your foot all over his nutsack, violently
igg125 30
He was either drunk or is a pervert.
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Comments (132)
demonte_jones 19
Make sure you're at least 10 feet away and never alone with him. Ew
cathleenn 9
Creepy uncles be ruining the mood since 1690
LyricaSilvan 30
I think we now know why you don't see him much.
xx000o 27
If you are lucky it will be another 5 years before you see him again.
ptellini 7
I am guessing you really blossomed since he last saw you.
starile 20
#17, you'd probably be that creepy uncle in your family.
oobergoober89 16
He said in a very pedophiley tone.......
Darkness_Hate 29
Every family has a creepy uncle you know yours now.
homtravel 10
Awkward.
SydLovesLacey 18
Run.. Run away and don't look back!
DaRito 25
He sounds like that one really weird, awkward, slightly creepy but hilarious uncle.
Tannasgh 22
Creepy...I would never think to say something like that to my nieces