Today, I saw my uncle, whom I have not seen in five years, at a family gathering. His reaction to seeing me? "Holy SHIT you have BOOBS! The guys must be all over you!" I awkwardly replied, "No..." Then he muttered, "I know I would." FML
WellThatWasRude tells us more.
Hi guys, OP here. Thank you for all your comments and concerns about what happened. Regarding some previous comments, I would like to clarify a couple of things. My uncle has some mental health issues. I am not exactly sure what he has, but my parents tell me that he is on different types of medication. Also, my family was in the room when the comment was made. My mom shook her head in shame, but other than that, nothing else was said. This did not happen recently. It actually happened back in December 2014. I barely see my uncle, too. My dad apologized to me later for his inappropriate behavior. We all collectively decided to let it go because of his mental health state. I feel kind of bad because he most likely has no ulterior motives, but it was still a very uncomfortable situation, and my stomach still turns a little when I think about it. But thank you all again! And sorry for the super long comment.
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theTravinator 21
Sound like you might need to get your foot all over his nutsack, violently
igg125 30
He was either drunk or is a pervert.
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Comments (132)
seeoseek 18
Uncle Touchy? Just do not sit on his lap!
earljonez 22
Does he wanna **** you senseless too?
harjotxo 12
That's really creepy... ?
hoosiergirl94 31
Then you run away
PegLegRacing 34
For it to be sexual harassment I'm fairly confident it needs to be somehow related to work. Like if she worked for him, with him etc. It's not something you can just accuse a random person of.
bigdog80 10
guessing this reunion was in Alabama?
MathIsStupid 11
Wisconsin? Are you sure that you don't live in Alabama?
lil_ham1644 29
Or just family member in general. Mine was my grandpa (he passed away last year). At the family reunions, the parents made all the girls swim in shorts & tshirt.
Dynamite73 25
Ah, you must be in Alabama or the rest of the dirty south.
YouTubePanda15 6
Talk about an awkotaco