Dan223
United States
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Final destination
Today, my dad's cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time in my entire adult life that he has visited me at my home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Don't shoot the messenger
Today, I took my best friend to see her dad in hospital. While they were talking in another room about his care, he took his last lucid words before his death. I was the only one there and I'd never even met him before. FML
The nice guy finishing last
Are you kidding me?
Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, I had a dream I saw my dad. I tried to talk to him, but then I woke up. He died last Monday. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Tight knit family
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Anonymous
Wilston, Australia
Keeping it real
Today, I went to visit my dad for the first time in over a year, as I have been studying for my Master's degree in history halfway across the world. The first thing he said to me? "So, gotten a real job yet?" FML
T
France
Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML
daddydaughterWTF
Port Saint Lucie, United States
Pleasant
Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML
Top comments
TrueMurderer12 11
I'm so sorry.
born_hustla 26
Sad! Hope you had some good memories!
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Comments (95)
Fergud 6
So sorry and **** all the people who said you deserved it
skyeyez9 25
Maybe the funeral will give you some closure. At least he now has a valid excuse to not be in your life. Dead beat parents are the worst. Sorry OP.
catkat1988 17
What on earth persuaded 1500 people to click "You deserved it"?
DrummerWS 23
That sucks man, sorry
CluelessKitKat 18
So sorry for your loss OP. If the lack of communication/seeing each other was due to a falling out, please don't let it eat at you for the rest of your life.
Justincolon22 15
That's really sad.
Stix_22 7
Dark.
arjunica 1
sorry
cocostarrz 13
I am really sorry for your loss. I know there was problem a reason you guys hadn't seen each other in so long and I am so incredibly sorry he died before you could mend your relationship.
Weasely 11
Aren't these supposed to be humorous in some way?