Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years,...

Dan223 1 October 2015, 13:26 United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Final destination

Today, my dad's cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time in my entire adult life that he has visited me at my home. FML

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Anonymous 2 December 2011, 06:15 United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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Anonymous 18 June 2025, 00:00 Australia

Today, I took my best friend to see her dad in hospital. While they were talking in another room about his care, he took his last lucid words before his death. I was the only one there and I'd never even met him before. FML

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The nice guy finishing last 27 March 2017, 12:00

Are you kidding me?

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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Anonymous 2 June 2011, 14:10 United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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Anonymous 15 April 2021, 11:00

Classic

Today, I had a dream I saw my dad. I tried to talk to him, but then I woke up. He died last Monday. FML

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Anonymous 24 May 2010, 17:12 Canada

Tight knit family

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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Anonymous 26 February 2016, 08:37 Wilston, Australia

Keeping it real

Today, I went to visit my dad for the first time in over a year, as I have been studying for my Master's degree in history halfway across the world. The first thing he said to me? "So, gotten a real job yet?" FML

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T 1 October 2010, 09:09 France

Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML

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daddydaughterWTF 2 August 2012, 00:06 Port Saint Lucie, United States

Pleasant

Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML

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TrueMurderer12 11

2 October 2015, 01:10

I'm so sorry.

born_hustla 26

2 October 2015, 01:11

Sad! Hope you had some good memories!

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Hildy93 21

2 October 2015, 07:01

Ah damn...

absorbed 12

2 October 2015, 07:25

Im so sorry for your loss OP, can't even imagine what you're going through. Stay strong OP!

revolvearoundme 15

2 October 2015, 08:37

Sorry for your loss, hopefully you got to speak at least or left things on good terms. Life gets busy and expensive. I haven't seen anyone in my family in about 5 years, but I speak to my mom every couple weeks and my sister every couple months. Hopefully things were better than me and my dad since I hope his funeral is the next time I want to see him. So try cheer up and remember the good times you did get.

Zarcissa 34

2 October 2015, 08:45

Same damn thing happened to me. Never got to know my dad and then I'm informed that he's dead... Went to the funeral only to learn that I have half-siblings from his side.